Minggu, 19 April 2009

Old farmer



A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They
> couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just
> walk home.

> On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a
> gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of
> chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a
> problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
> While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who
> told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603
> Mockingbird Lane ?"
> The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that
> house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot."
> The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket.
> Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the
> goose in your other hand?"
> "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
> On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be
> there in no time."
> The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, I am a lonely
> widow without a husband to defend me.. How do I know that when we get in the
> alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your
> way with me?" 
> The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of
> paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you
> up against the wall and do that?"

> The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put
> the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens


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