The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! |
DANGEROUS
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SAFER
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SAFEST
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ULTRA SAFE
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What's for
dinner?
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Can I help you
with dinner?
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Where would you like
to go for dinner?
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Here, have some wine.
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Are you
wearing that?
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Wow, you sure
look good in brown!
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WOW! Look at you!
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Here, have some wine
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What are you
so worked up about?
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Could we be
overreacting?
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Here's my paycheck.
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Here, have some wine.
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Should you be
eating that?
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You know, there are
a lot of apples left.
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Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?
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Here, have some wine.
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What did you
DO all day?
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I hope you didn't
over-do it today.
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I've always loved you
in that robe!
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Here, have some wine.
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13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favoriteone :
13. Potential Murder Suspect
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