The Hormone Guide

 

The Hormone Guide  Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS SAFER SAFEST ULTRA  SAFE What's for  dinner? Can I help you  with dinner? Where would you like  to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you  wearing that? Wow, you sure  look good in brown! WOW! Look at  you! Here, have some wine What are you  so worked up about? Could we be  overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be  eating that? You know, there are  a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece  of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you  DO all day? I hope you didn't  over-do it today. I've always loved you  in that robe! Here, have some wine. 13  Things PMS Stands For:  1.  Pass My Shotgun  2.  Psychotic Mood Shift  3.  Perpetual Munching Spree  4.  Puffy Mid-Section  5.  People Make me Sick  6.  Provide Me with Sweets  7  Pardon My Sobbing  8.  Pimples May Surface  9.  Pass My Sweat pants  10.  Pissy Mood Syndrome  11.  Plainly; Men Suck  12.  Pack My Stuff  and  my favoriteone :  13.  Potential  Murder Suspect

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