Kamis, 19 Februari 2009

The Hormone Guide



 

 

The Hormone Guide  Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


DANGEROUS


SAFER


SAFEST


ULTRA  SAFE


What's for 
dinner?


Can I help you 
with dinner?


Where would you like 
to go for dinner?


Here, have some wine.


Are you 
wearing that?


Wow, you sure 
look good in brown!


WOW! Look at  you!


Here, have some wine


What are you 
so worked up about?


Could we be 
overreacting?


Here's my paycheck.


Here, have some wine.


Should you be 
eating that?


You know, there are 
a lot of apples left.


Can I get you a piece 
of chocolate with that?


Here, have some wine.


What did you 
DO all day?


I hope you didn't 
over-do it today.


I've always loved you 
in that robe!


Here, have some wine
.



13  Things PMS Stands For: 


1.  Pass My Shotgun 

2.  Psychotic Mood Shift 

3.  Perpetual Munching Spree
 

4.  Puffy Mid-Section 

5.  People Make me Sick 

6.  Provide Me with Sweets 

7  Pardon My Sobbing 

8.  Pimples May Surface 

9.  Pass My Sweat pants 

10.  Pissy Mood Syndrome 

11.  Plainly; Men Suck 

12.  Pack My Stuff
 


and  my 
favoriteone : 

13.  
Potential  Murder Suspect 

 

 

 


 




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